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The Non-Music Requirement Scholarship

admin — Tue, 11 May 2010 02:58:43 +0000

This is the first scholarship I have ever and will never actually give out. But it's the thought that count's, right? Okay. So, you must meet the requirements listed below, and to receive this you must telepathically apply for it with the telegram number, 2232-32-4455 . Got it? Okay. Here are the requirements:

The applicant's last name must be a verb in past tense.
The applicant's piano skills must be phenomenal
The applicant must own an HP netbook named Camron
The applicant must also own a DLSR and be good at photography
The applicant must know A Very Potter Musical song by heart, well, alot of them.
The applicant must be the exact age as Chelsea Elizabeth Fell.
The applicant must also be an applicant to apply for this
The applicant, however, is not required to own a pair of sharp scissors (yes I had to use spell check), but must own at least one pair of dull scissors that cannot cut duct tape.

AP World History Chapter Outlines

admin — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 02:37:22 +0000

The link below will give you all the outlines and summaries for every chapter in The Earth and It's Peoples: Word History book.

http://www.course-notes.org/World_History/Outlines/The_Earth_and_Its_Peoples_4th_Edition_Outlines

What’s the Meaning of Life? Google Knows.

admin — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 05:31:39 +0000

If you do a Google search for answer to life the universe and everything = Google will give you a true answer. An answer that will please any "Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy" fans.

Try it out yourself!

Extreme Sports

admin — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 23:46:59 +0000

People at Walmart

admin — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 02:53:29 +0000

Taken from the people at walmart website, these are the best.

I was wondering what happened to them! Do you think this is Mack Daddy or Daddy Mack? Either way he makes me wanna “Jump! Jump!”

I was reluctant to put this picture up but then I realized that this picture wasn’t taken at a 1995 WWF match, and this guy isn’t “The Heartbreak Kid” Shawn Michaels.

Don’t laugh! Maybe her granddaughter borrowed her Uggs and mini-skirt. Sometimes you just have to make do.

I always assumed the lemon would carry the man-purse, but thanks to this picture we can now put that argument to rest. You know, with the ketchup they kinda have a nice stoplight thing going on there too.

You wanna know how you can spot a bad Elvis impersonator? They will look nothing like Elvis.

Gym teachers in the 70’s didn’t wear their shorts this tight and this high.

Somebody come here and pick up my jaw, I can’t seem to find it now that my eyes popped out of my head.